Jokes under Illness and mortality > Pessimism
If I had a pound for every time
someone called me a pessimist,
I probably still couldn't afford
fuck all worthwhile.
My wife called me an "eternal pessimist" today..
I patted her on the head and said "don't be silly, love, nothing is eternal"
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