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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B negative. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by misterplod in Illness and mortality - Pessimism - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 381.6


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My wife has asked me to be pessimistic for a week...

But I don't think I can do it 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by albertgordon in Illness and mortality - Pessimism - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 232.8




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I'm so pessimistic, I don't even own a glass. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by iamanarchy in Illness and mortality - Pessimism - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 182


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If I had a pound for every time
someone called me a pessimist,

I probably still couldn't afford
fuck all worthwhile. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by fundalungs in Illness and mortality - Pessimism - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 28.2


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I don't think I have it in me to be a pessimist. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Elliot32 in Illness and mortality - Pessimism - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 19.2


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My wife called me an "eternal pessimist" today..

I patted her on the head and said "don't be silly, love, nothing is eternal" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Sacro in Illness and mortality - Pessimism - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 16.8


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My wife is a bit of a pessimist in the bedroom.

She always says the vagina's half empty. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by sergeant stu, originally by Shane Mauss in Illness and mortality - Pessimism - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 15.4


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I'm so pessimistic my glass is 3/4 empty. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by shoot2kill in Illness and mortality - Pessimism - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 15


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Just finished my first day as a pessimist,
it could have been better. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by SQUEAKY in Illness and mortality - Pessimism - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 15


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There's a new anti perspirant for pessimists.

It's called Not so Sure for Men. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by irbaboon in Illness and mortality - Pessimism - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 15



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