Jokes under Illness and mortality > Eating Disorders
|I went for a drink with a bulimic girl last night. I was worried about mentioning her illness, but once she had a drink down her she brought it up straight away.|
I was woken up last night by the bulimic in the flat above me.
I banged on the ceiling and shouted, "For fuck's sake! Keep it down, love!"
Victoria Beckham has donated a shit load of her own personal wardrobe to the starving people of Africa.
All they have to do now, is lose a load more weight to fit into them.
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Oxford Street and says, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looks at him and says, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
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