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I went for a drink with a bulimic girl last night. I was worried about mentioning her illness, but once she had a drink down her she brought it up straight away. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Eating Disorders - Added: 5 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 830.4


63712
I was woken up last night by the bulimic in the flat above me.

I banged on the ceiling and shouted, "For fuck's sake! Keep it down, love!" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by MICK THE MAG in Illness and mortality - Eating Disorders - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 767




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Why do bulimics love KFC?

Because it comes with a bucket. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Maximillion in Illness and mortality - Eating Disorders - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 673.6


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I've just started going out with some anorexic twins, two birds one stone I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by cadmium in Illness and mortality - Eating Disorders (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 575


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And now for some light racism...

Anorexic nigger. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by clungemonkey in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 548.8


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Victoria Beckham has donated a shit load of her own personal wardrobe to the starving people of Africa.

All they have to do now, is lose a load more weight to fit into them. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by notamanc in Illness and mortality - Eating Disorders - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 544.8


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Went to a bulimic birthday party today. I saw a cake pop out of a girl. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mickle in Illness and mortality - Eating Disorders - Added: 5 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 431.4


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Bulimia:

Twice the taste,
Zero Calories. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by muffdiver in Illness and mortality - Eating Disorders - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 384.8


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A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Oxford Street and says, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."

She looks at him and says, "God, I wish I had your willpower." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ht in Illness and mortality - Eating Disorders - Added: 5 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 375


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I think my daughter might be anorexic.

She refuses to swallow. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bawbag in Illness and mortality - Eating Disorders - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 355



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