Jokes under Other > Circus
My wife was nagging me again yesterday.
"If you were half a man, you'd take the kids to the circus."
If I was half a man, I'd be in the fucking circus!
I'm doing community service at a funfair but today I stole a wobbly mirror.
I just hope it doesn't reflect badly on me.
I have just been offered a job as a clown.
My boss told me the other guy was good.
Seems to me I'll have some big shoes to fill.
|I once made love to a female clown. It was a bit weird though, because she twisted my penis into a poodle.|
It was such a shame to hear that the human cannonball that lost his life the other day.
His career was just taking off.
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