Jokes under Politics > The Budget
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Barack Obama has announced that US defence spending will be cut to $660 billion a year, meaning that the USA no longer has the highest annual defence budget in the world. That honour now goes to Manchester City. |
 
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by bowled over in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 657.4
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America get a black president and now they find they've got no money. Similar thing happened to me when I got a black cleaner. |
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I must apologise for claiming our current economic woes were caused by "a load of reckless cuts". It appears the "n" key was broken on my keyboard. |
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by monquixote in Politics - The Budget (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 172
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In the budget a new tax was announced on hot food, which is defined as food that is significantly above room temperature. Thankfully this doesn't affect me as I always have a sausage roll from Greggs for lunch. |
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by Dog Botherer in Other - Food and Drink (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 130.4
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Thank fuck I only earn £20,000 a year. I would hate to be one of those poor bastards earning over £150,000 paying slightly more tax. |
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| Say what you want about America , you have to give them credit . . . or else they'll go bankrupt . |
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by salemthemerciless in Politics - The Budget - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 41.6
| The President of Pakistan has written to David Cameron to protest about cuts in child benefit. |
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by Unassigned in Racism - Pakistani (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 22.8
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I saw my boss today about a pay rise and got a right mouthful. He mentioned something about the recession and told me to keep sucking. |
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Whats red and dangles from a cunt? The Budget Briefcase. |
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by mg_greeny in Sex and shit - Vagina (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 20.2
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Scousers from all over Liverpool are furious with George Osborne's emergency budget. The cost of a Lacoste Tracksuit and Reebok Classic Trainers are set to double in price. |
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