Jokes under Celebrities > Uri Geller
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Very close friend and psychic Uri Geller has said that he is deeply shocked and saddened at the unexpected death of Michael Jackson. Some fucking psychic he is! |
 
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by Embassy in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 421.4
| You ever wonder whether Uri Geller can keep a hard on when he has a wank? |
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by Lashley in Celebrities - Uri Geller (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 119
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Uri Geller. One difficult bastard to stab. |
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Celebrity psychic Uri Geller was found dead the other day. Apparently, he was washing the back of his neck and his head fell off. |
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I spotted Uri Geller in my local pub last night. He was on a Bender. |
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| Why does Uri Geller think he's psychic? Because he's a cunt. |
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by example chanology in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 5.4
| I bet Uri Geller has a fucking nightmare eating soup. |
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Uri Geller is really taking the piss with his new idea for his own theme park. Uri-nation. |
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by qwertyasd in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 3.2
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Uri Geller has made a living from bending spoons. That's nothing mate, I once bent a whole car around a tree. |
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Just a thought, I hope Uri Geller doesn't offer to carry Michael Jackson's coffin. You've seen what he does to spoons. |
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by sausage in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1
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