Jokes under Celebrities > Lionel Ritchie
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Lionel Richie has officially announced today that he is turning to the Muslim faith... To celebrate, he is releasing a new song entitled: 'Halal, is it meat your looking for?' |
 
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What do you call a black man with a biscuit on his head? Lionel Richtea. |
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by pornstar in Racism - Pakistani (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 119.4
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Lionel Ritchie: Is it me you're looking for? Yes, the police want to have a few words with you Something about being a nigger? |
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by Murray1994 in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 25.8
| There will never be a more awkward moment than when you tell Lionel Richie that it wasn't him you were looking for. |
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by ThePhoenix in Celebrities - Lionel Ritchie - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 25.6
| Lionel Richie has been evicted from his flat, apparently neighbours above him complained about his dancing on the ceiling. |
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by Embassy in Celebrities - Lionel Ritchie - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 22.6
| I once saw Lionel Richie on a cross channel ferry. Dancing on the Sealink he was. |
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submitted by babyballoon, originally by Sheephead in Celebrities - Lionel Ritchie - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 11.2
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Lionel Ritchie once famously sang ‘Hello, is it me your looking for?’ I use to think he was referring to a woman. Now realise he must have meant the cops. |
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by nobscratcher in Celebrities - Lionel Ritchie - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 8.2
| I just phoned Lionel Ritchie and when he answered I remained silent.... that's when the fun started. |
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by Stuart Torrance in Celebrities - Lionel Ritchie - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 8.2
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News: Lionel Richie researches his roots It's an afro Lionel you silly nigger. |
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DIGITAL SPY NEWS: Lionel Richie - "I have mild Alzheimer's" In unrelated news the singer also revealed plans to re-release his 80's classic 'Hello (is it you I'm looking for?)' |
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by Marty McFry in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 5.4
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