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I went to a carboot sale today and parked the wrong way round.

Got £50 for my engine...
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Joke by youcunt in Other - Car Boots - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 110


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My driving test was going well, until he asked me to open the boot... I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by blueroshi in Other - Car Boots - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 48.2




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I was at a car boot sale when I came to a stall that appeared to be selling a second hand dildo for 50p . The lady swore blind that it was actually a back massager.


Something smelt fishy to me though.
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Joke by boombyebye in Sex and shit - Sex Toys (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 45.2


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Tying a bunch of flowers in a big hole in the roadside safety barrier is an ineffective repair, even if it is only temporary. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Ellist in Other - Car Boots - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 28.2


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Just got a new car with air conditioning that works 10 times faster.

It's called a window.
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Joke by Sickoldman123 in Other - Car Boots - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 22.4


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I'm gonna start saying all of my jokes in an Accent,

Hyundai, 40000 miles, for those who are interested.
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Joke by legend.ash in Other - Car Boots - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 19.6


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I walked up to a girl in a bar and said: "Get out of my dreams and into my car."

She smiled at me and giggled.

I said: "No seriously, get into my car, I have a knife."
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Joke by Craig.M in Other - Car Boots - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 18.4


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I've just bought the wife a genuine 4 carat diamond ring.

It better be genuine, or that cunt on the car boot sale's done me out of a quid.
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Joke by discostu in Other - Car Boots - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 15


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You know, I kind kinda feel sorry for Liam Gill's family. Not only have they lost a son, but they've lost his....shoes, tracksuit and other clothing.

If the stupid little shit had got knocked down like any other 13 year old, they could've flogged them in a car boot sale like proper scousers.
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Joke by AlexNI in Racism - Scousers (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 14


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"85% of celebrities drive used cars."

Usually when I drive a car it becomes used..
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Joke by cowshi in Other - Car Boots - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 12.6



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