Jokes under Racism > Asylum Seekers
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BBC News: Russian family 'jumped to deaths' from Glasgow flats after being refused asylum. How bad has your life got to be if you commit suicide because you're not allowed to continue living in a tower block in Glasgow. |
 
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I was having a few drinks yesterday at my mate's flat in Glasgow. I tell you, those three White Russians went down a treat. |
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by fistheadx36 in Illness and mortality - Suicide (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 285.8
| Police have stated that they are treating the death of the three asylum seekers as suspicious, adding, 'we definitely pushed four!' |
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NEWS: CNN.com: XBOX Kinect has 'trouble' recognizing dark skin. Seems the built in anti-theft device works perfectly well then |
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by njccook in Racism - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 206.6
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When I was young I used to struggle keeping my colours inside the lines. At my new job at Immigration Control however, they do as they're fucking told. |
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An asylum seeker version of Big Brother has been launched. After just three weeks, of the original 12 housemates, 4 have been raped, 3 have been mugged, 1 has fucked his sister, 2 are permanently drunk and 2 others have sucked all of the glue out of the wallpaper. There are now 65 people in the house and they can't evict any of them. |
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I was in the crazy maze at Alton Towers the other day. I turned a corner and there were four muslim women in burkhas. I shouted "Allah is a Cunt!" and ran for it. Best game of Pac-Man I ever had! |
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by princessstreacle in Racism - Asylum Seekers - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 46.4
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I went into the library today and asked if they had any books on illegal asylum seekers. "I can't find them in the system " That's the one I was looking for |
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What is Poland's currency The pound sterling |
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| The Russians may have won the space race, but they've only just discovered gravity. |
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by maxomatosis in Illness and mortality - Suicide (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 30.2
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