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The death of Friends star David Schwimmer this afternoon came as a huge shock to me, but it's made me realise how this website is a primary source of news to many people.

Which is why you just believed me that David Schwimmer is dead. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by furiousg in Celebrities - David Schwimmer - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 3,114.4


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Katie Price has finally revealed that her rapist was David Schwimmer.

Blaming it on a poor defenceless dead guy. How tasteless is that? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tiago in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 593.6




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Anyone else genuinely stop half-way through the David Schwimmer joke to check the news? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mm12345 in Celebrities - David Schwimmer - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 430.8


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Just read in the newspaper that they are going to make a movie from the TV show Friends.

Well how the fuck are they going to do that if David Schwimmer's dead? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by hotshot1992 in Celebrities - David Schwimmer - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 397.2


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David Schwimmer goes into a library and asks for a book.

The librarian says; "Fuck me, I thought you were dead!" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by player_one1987 in Celebrities - David Schwimmer - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 383


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MSN News : 'David Schwimmer Secretly Marries His Girlfriend'.


Silly bastard, did he really think that she would never find out? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by suckplease in In The News - Headlines (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 343.8


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Oh yeah, real mature guys! Is this like the time you made me believe David Schwimmer died? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by moussefishfrog in Other - Stupid (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 335.6


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I just found this in the 'personal life' section of David Schwimmer's Wikipedia page:

"Schwimmer is a supporter of the fight against issues of racism, as well as child abuse and women's rights. He is an active director of the Rape Treatment Center in Santa Monica, where they specialize in helping victims of date rape, and child rape victims. He has also campaigned for legislation in banning drugs such as Rohypnol and GHB."

I wish the cunt HAD died now. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Troubled_Joe in Celebrities - David Schwimmer - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 259.2


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I asked Sean Connery who his favourite swimmer was.

He replied, "David." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by fistheadx36 in Celebrities - David Schwimmer - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 131.6


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According to the news, David Schwimmer is to marry his girlfriend.

When did journalists start reporting from heaven? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tomp1000 in Celebrities - David Schwimmer - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 64.8



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