Jokes under Events > Leap Year
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I love watching people's faces when I tell them I had sex with a girl on her sixth birthday. Truth is she was born on a leap year and, when I reveal this, we all have a good laugh. At least I think 2004 was a leap year, was it not? |
 
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February 29th: The only day that a man doesn't want to see a woman on her knees in front of him. |
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by DisgruntledOx in Sex and shit - Fellatio (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 228
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I was born on a Leap year in 1964. So technically, she raped me. |
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by hbwhatwhat in Events - Leap Year (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 201.6
| Trying to work out how to adjust my sun dial when the clocks go back this weekend. |
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February 29th and my girlfriend just went down on one knee. Best kidney punch I've ever thrown. |
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I am going to get married on February 29th. That way I will only get in trouble for forgetting it every four years. |
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My girlfriend jokingly proposed to me this morning to keep up with the Leap Day tradition. So I decided to go one step further and married her. The joke's on her though, now I only have to shell out once every four years for an anniversary present... |
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My wife's born on 29th February. That makes her 6 years old. Does that make me a paedophile? Let's hope so. |
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by scottish-stevie in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 14.6
| I can't wait to get married today. This way I can only be blamed once every four years for forgetting our anniversary. |
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Today is the 29th of Feb... the '366th' day or leap day in the year. Your yearly salary is based on 365 days in the year, therefore we are all working for nothing today. So please, slow down, relax... take it easy. |
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