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Interesting Human Body Facts


- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.

- A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball (a bit bigger than a cricket ball).

- It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

- The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.

- The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

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Joke by Mintydeadman in Other - ??? Random (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 3,119


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I have a friend on Facebook whose status says "Suicidal - Standing on the edge of a cliff".

So I poked him...
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Joke by Tzameti in Other - Social Networks - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,827.6




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'A Glasgow teenager has been charged by police after a photo of himself brandishing a machete was found on the social networking site Bebo.'

What a loser!

No-one uses Bebo any more.
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Joke by Zombie Crawler in Other - Social Networks - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,507.6


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Muslim women have a new social networking site

Book
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Joke by gevebe in Religion - Muslim (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,211


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Now, I can't be sure but judging by various Facebook status updates, one would be forgiven for thinking it was snowing! I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by brightonperson in Other - Social Networks - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,185


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Earlier today I saw the facebook group "Kids vs Cancer". It turns out writing "My money is on cancer everytime" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail.
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Joke by fagnut in Illness and mortality - Cancer (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 998.8


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Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?

That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's Furniture Emporium...
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Joke by chickenmclovincm92 in Other - Social Networks - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 927


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A smug fucking mate of mine has been copying and pasting jokes from Sickipedia to Facebook and taking all the credit for it. So Sam, if you're reading this; I fucked Katie last Friday. From Matt.

Put this on, you smug fuck.
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Joke by hotshot1992 in Sex and shit - Adultery (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 799.8


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A religious person came up to me the other day and asked me if I believed in evolution or creationism.

I replied "I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?"
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Joke submitted by randommadness, originally by facebook group, in Other - Social Networks (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 759.8


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Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on Facebook people that you do know, but deliberately choose not to be friends with? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by birkeneder999 in Other - Social Networks - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 711.8



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