Jokes under Other > Ghosts
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There's actually a really quick way to tell if your house is haunted. It isn't. |
 
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submitted by BeardedWilly, originally by Jimmy Carr in Other - Ghosts - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 560.8
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Dear Ghost that lives in my house, if you really want to scare me, try opening my bedroom door when I'm having a wank. |
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| I bet Casper is shitting himself. |
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Did you hear about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies! |
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While visiting an old and spooky country house, a lady confided in the guide that she was terrified of ghosts and dreaded meeting one on the tour. To reassure her, the guide informed her that in all the years he had worked at the house, he had never seen a single ghost. "And how long have you worked here?" asked the woman. "Three hundred years." |
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"Serial Killer" is a bit strong. I prefer the term "Ghost Manufacturer" |
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Walking home last night I saw a dead baby ghost on the pavement... Although on reflection it could have been a handkerchief. |
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submitted by THE TRUTH, originally by Milton Jones in Other - Ghosts - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 133.4
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Son: Are ghosts real? Dad: Of course not. Son: But the maid said they are. Dad: Son pack your bags....we don't have a maid |
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After my wife had given birth to our stillborn son she held his lifeless, ghost like little body in her arms, turned to me and said, "I think we should pick a name for him." Casper probably wasn't the best suggestion. |
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by stash in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago - Current Score: 121.2
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I tried to woo my girlfriend last night. She said "Fuck off Dickshit, I know it's you and stop making those ghost noises" |
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