Jokes under Sex and shit > Cybersex
| I missed the Man U v Arsenal match as I was having a sex session with my wife, but I got the goal updates on my phone which was handy as I used it as a vibrator. |
 
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by bradfordlad in Sports - Football (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 264.8
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I phoned the missus at work last night and it got to the saying goodnight part so we went through the whole ''you hang up first'' routine. Normally you'd think it was sweet , but at one pound fifty a minute it took the fucking piss. |
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by boombyebye in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 224
| I tried cybersex the other day, managed to pick up a virus. |
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I met a girl on an internet chatroom and within an hour we were having cybersex. We just clicked. |
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| You know your love life is down the shit when your best chat up line is 'Do You have Webcam?' |
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razakel wrote: I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet. ------ Okay, but I think you'd get a lot richer and more famous inventing a device that allows people to cum on someone's face over the internet, mate. |
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by goonerphil in Sex and shit - Cybersex (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 48
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Whichever one of you bastards is "YoungNhung1", stop trying to groom me. I'm 30 and a guy. Thanks, -Sexychick1997 |
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My kids say the funniest things... "Who are you?" "Where's my dad?" "Why are you touching me?" |
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by Shifty2k10 in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 24.6
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A 34 year old man was talking to a 12 year old girl on a social networking site: Man: hey, why dont you come and meet me behind the corner shop? Girl: sure, what have i got to lose :) Man: consciousness and your virginity. |
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by moonshineboy1 in Sex and shit - Virginity (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 23.4
| cybersex: teaching people how to type with only one hand since 1996. |
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