Jokes under Sex and shit > Cybersex
|I missed the Man U v Arsenal match as I was having a sex session with my wife, but I got the goal updates on my phone which was handy as I used it as a vibrator.|
I phoned the missus at work last night and it got to the saying goodnight part so we went through the whole ''you hang up first'' routine.
Normally you'd think it was sweet , but at one pound fifty a minute it took the fucking piss.
Whichever one of you bastards is "YoungNhung1", stop trying to groom me. I'm 30 and a guy.
A 34 year old man was talking to a 12 year old girl on a social networking site:
Man: hey, why dont you come and meet me behind the corner shop?
Girl: sure, what have i got to lose :)
Man: consciousness and your virginity.
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