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Interesting Human Body Facts


- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.

- A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball (a bit bigger than a cricket ball).

- It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

- The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.

- The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

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Joke by Mintydeadman in Other - ??? Random (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 3,119


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I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by Unassigned, originally by Facebook Group in Other - ??? Random - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,653.4




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So wait, if I post a letter without a stamp and just put the intended address as the return address, won't it be sent there anyway?
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Joke by birkeneder999 in Other - ??? Random - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,583.2


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I never credited the old lady next door with much creativity but this morning I noticed that she has crafted the most exquisitely realistic snow sculpture of a woman lying on her driveway.

I must go around to congratulate her after work.
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Joke by ray piste in Other - ??? Random - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,249.6


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I was having a lovely sleep earlier until some inconsiderate cunt decided to bounce off my windscreen. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mzzzzagrl in Other - ??? Random - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,226.6


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If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
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Joke submitted by jimboleem1, originally by @missingblakes in Other - ??? Random - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,210.4


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What did the letter O say to Q?

Dude, your dick is hanging out.
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Joke by digital dump in Other - ??? Random - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,114.8


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Some guy knocked on my door today and said, "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour."

I said, "You've got the wrong house then mate."
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Joke by Marc Gatland in Other - ??? Random - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago - Current Score: 1,027.4


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Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus are incapable of feeling fear.
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Joke by SCUNT in Other - ??? Random - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,005.6


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Did you realise that a woman's "I'll be ready in five minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in five minutes" are exactly the same? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Gigga in Other - ??? Random - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 994.4



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