Jokes under Other > Inventions
My wife came in moaning,
"I'm sick of you wasting your time with all these inventions! None of them fucking work anyway!"
It was at that point that the "Slap-A-Cuntomatic 3000" proved her wrong.
My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak.
If only they could see me now...
|Do you reckon Thomas Edison got the lightbulb above the head moment and thought, "Fuck it, I'm going to make one of them!"|
What's the difference between an Always Ultra and an iPad?
One is a small white pad attached to a cunt, the other is used by women monthly.
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