Jokes under Other > Stupid
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My mate told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time. |
 
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by haveallthemaddieusernamesgone? in Other - Irony (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 2,389.8
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My mate just said to me, "If you became invisible, what would you do first?" I said, "I'd go to Paris, find a performing street mime and beat him to death; the round of applause he'd get would be astounding." |
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I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat'. You probably saw our posters. |
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submitted by chubbybrown, originally by Hal Stewart in Other - Stupid - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,687.2
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I walked out of a club with a girl last night. She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my cock and said, "Yours or mine?" I said, "That's mine." |
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I got home from the pub last night and my wife said, "I can't believe how intoxicated you are." Denying it I said, "I'm not drunk." She said, "Yes you are." I said, "No I'm fucking not." She said, "Can you tell the time?" I walked up to the clock and said, "I'm not fucking drunk." |
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by Marc Gatland in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,560.4
| Just finished reading the fifth book in the "learning to count" trilogy. |
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submitted by Wylieeeeee, originally by @parkerbats in Other - Stupid - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,526
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I left my phone at home this morning, I've just nipped home at lunchtime to pick it up and my wife had sent me a text at 9:38am saying: "Hi hun, you've left your phone in the kitchen" What the fuck am I still doing with this woman? |
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by thewhackcat in Sex and shit - Sexism (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,512.8
| Fool people into thinking you've been to Madame Tussauds by having your photo taken with various celebrities. |
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submitted by pedroflaps, originally by Viz Toptips in Other - Stupid - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,510.8
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I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker. Can't wait to see my new cock. |
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At the start of the exam, the invigilator says, "You have exactly 2 hours. I will not accept any papers after this time has elapsed."
Two hours later, the invigilator calls out, "Time's up, Ladies and Gentlemen." One student is still scribbling away ten minutes later when the invigilator has all the collected papers in a large stack front of him. Slowly, the student finishes up and walks over to hand in his paper, but the invigilator refuses to a [...] |
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by Little Red Rooster in Other - Stupid (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,324.4
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