Jokes under Religion > Vicar
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a traffic warden's funeral, a voice screamed from inside,
"I'm not dead! I'm not dead!"
To which the vicar shouted back, "Sorry, the paperwork has already been done!"
|My fiancée and I have just had the vicar round the house discussing our wedding plans. We asked him to make himself at home while we arranged tea and biscuits. So he fucked my nephew.|
There once was a vicar from Kings,
Who's mind was on Heavenly things,
But his heart was on fire,
For this boy in the choir,
Whose ass was like jelly on springs.
My parents wedding video is really embarassing.
As the vicar says kiss the bride, my dad moves in and you can see his huge erection.
Hardly appropriate for a man of the cloth.
The council estate I live on is quite rough, only this morning on my way to the paper shop, I heard a voice shout "Oi you horrible ugly fat cunt!"
I turned round and replied "Morning vicar."
While my wife researched her family tree, I went through the parish records.
I found out that the vicar's a big Wham! fan.
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