Jokes under Celebrities > Jedward
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Louis Walsh has received a letter stating: "For every week John and Edward stay on the X-Factor, a member of Boyzone will die." |
 
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Well, Ireland, that's what you get for giving us Jedward.. Karma's a bitch. |
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submitted by toonarmy90, originally by Simon from Leighton Buzzard (BBC 606) in Racism - Irish (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 746.8
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So John and Edward are called Jedward. Anyone else wish they'd been called Peter and Rick? |
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submitted by Swiss, originally by Russel Howard in Celebrities - Jedward - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 726
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66% of Irish People like Jedward.... That's Two Turds. |
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I'm a music promoter and last night I met John and Edward at an industry function. We were chatting about music and I said to them, "U2 are going to be headlining Glastonbury next year." They started jumping up and down, hugging each other and giving out screams of excitement. I guess they must be really big fans. |
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by spiritleader in Celebrities - Jedward (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 472.4
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So, now Amy Winehouse is dead she has got 6 songs in the iTunes chart. Hopefully Jedward now know what they need to do to be even slightly successful. |
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by billyjclark96 in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 431.2
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I went on Dragon's Den with my landmine clearing device. Peter Jones said, "How does it work?" I said, "I load packets of Haribo into this catapult mechanism and then fire them across the mine field." He said, "Right, and then?" I said, "Then we open Jedward's cage." He said, "I'm going to make you an offer." |
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by FantasticMrFucks in Celebrities - Jedward - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 375.6
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Jedward were being interviewed. John said, "We're so alike we can finish off each other's..." Edward interrupted, "...wanks." |
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| To celebrate getting through to the next round on X Factor, can I suggest that John & Edward go on an 8 hour drinking bender in Spain?..... |
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| Twins in P.V.C.......... X factor just killed that dream for me |
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