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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a toilet seat?

The toilet seat's hole is smaller and smells better. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by iyt69 in Celebrities - Paris Hilton (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 651.2


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Breaking News...

The Olympic flame has gone out in Paris....just proves that she will stick anything up her cunt. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pornstar in Celebrities - Paris Hilton - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 551.6




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The prison chefs at Paris Hilton's prison are preparing breakfast. They are pouring porridge into each bowl for the prisoners until they get to Paris' bowl.

"I'm going to wank in to this," says one chef.

"Great idea," says the second.

Before you know it they've all come in her porridge. Then the guards take the bowl to her cell and have a quick wank in it before delivering it to Paris.

Paris looks at the bowl and up at the g [...]

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Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours in Celebrities - Paris Hilton - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 500.4


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Paris Hilton says that bees frighten her.

I bet the rest of the alphabet does too. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by spannerotoole in Celebrities - Paris Hilton - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 363.8


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Paris Hilton has been denied entry to Japan.
I think it's unfair. No one has ever been denied entry to Paris. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Hercules Poirot in Celebrities - Paris Hilton - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 345.6


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So Cristiano Ronaldo shagged Paris Hilton the other night.

Ironic really. His career has been hampered by video evidence of him going down easily, whereas hers... 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by WillmottBrown in Celebrities - Paris Hilton (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 295.2


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So Paris Hilton thought that the cocaine in her handbag was chewing gum.
Does anyone have a contact number for her? My mate has a shipment of Juicy Fruit he needs collecting from South America. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by SuaveMick46 in Celebrities - Paris Hilton (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 256


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Paris Hilton, a brunette and a red head found a magical mirror that would instantly zap you away in an instant if it believed you were wrong.

The brunette stepped up and said, "I think that I have the best looking breasts in the world!"

POOF!. she disappeared.

The red head went in front of the mirror and said, "I think that I have the sexiest legs in the world!"

POOF! she disappeared.

Paris Hilton said [...]

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Joke by nahgut in Celebrities - Paris Hilton - Added: 5 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 237.2


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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and the Titanic?

Fewer people went down on the Titanic. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mediator in Celebrities - Paris Hilton - Added: 5 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 230.2


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I wouldn't say Paris Hilton is loose but she's had more men exploding inside her than the state of Israel. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Higherthanlatency in Celebrities - Paris Hilton - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 219



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