Jokes under Other > Signs
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A Pakistani family are driving down the motorway and they see a sign saying "30 Only". So they stop and 12 of them get out. |
 
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by mariners in Racism - Pakistani (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,559.8
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I saw a sign yesterday that said, "Have you seen this man?" with a little picture of the criminal and a number to call. I was bored so I rung them up and said, "No, I haven't." |
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submitted by donkeyjoker, originally by Kevin Bridges in Other - Signs - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,191
| What if there was a Braille sign that said don't touch? |
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by Ballsface McGee in Illness and mortality - Blindness (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 978.8
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I was driving through a village today and saw a sign which read 'Max Speed 20'. I thought, "Happy birthday, Max. Have a great day." |
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Went to the Apple store and saw they had a sign in the window: "Apply within." Well, what the fuck else is it going to be inside? Orangy? |
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said "Toilets closed" |
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by jewish nazi in Sex and shit - Piss (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 557
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What do we want? Bigger placards. When do we want them? No |
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| In my spare time I like to smear dog shit on braille signs. |
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by Tzameti in Illness and mortality - Blindness (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 352.6
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Saw this sign at work. 'Warning moving gate' Well yeah if it didn't move it would be a fence! |
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I was just about to enter a pub, when I saw a sign that said 'guide dogs only'. Bet it's quiet in there. |
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