Jokes under Celebrities > Hugh Hefner
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If it's true we all go to a better place when we die, Where the fuck is Hugh Hefner gonna go? |
 
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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner. |
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Hugh Hefner is again married at the age of 84. I'm beginning to wonder if it's just a game of 'pass the parcel' and whoever Hugh finally dies on, wins. |
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by Mary_whale in Celebrities - Hugh Hefner - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 229.8
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Hugh Hefner is famous for bedding women younger than him. To be fair, he doesn't have a choice these days. |
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Marilyn Manson took his name from the two paradigms of good and evil, to make himself a "neutral" person. With pure good being Marilyn Monroe, and pure evil being Charles Manson. Taken this into account, I have hereby renamed myself Gary Hefner. After Hugh Hefner that gets all the girls, and Gary Glitter to get the right age group. |
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by Upward in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 56.8
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Hugh Hefner is to marry again and so will be fucking yet another young playmate. I'd better go have some more hot dinners, before I get behind again. |
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by Fubar in In The News - Headlines (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 55.6
| freddie mercury slept with over 3,000 men. He died aged 41. Hugh hefner has slept with over 3,000 women and aged 81 is currently poking 7 playboy bunnies. Brown or Pink? Stop and Think! |
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by keirjono in Celebrities - Hugh Hefner (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 20.6
| I just read that Playboy is going to bring out a copy with braille. I've got 3 questions for Hef. Firstly, how does the blind person know where the newsagency is? Secondly, no one reads the articles, so it's about as useful as a salad in America, and last, but not least, wasn't that the magazine that caused the blindness? |
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by brownster71 in Illness and mortality - Blindness (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 19.6
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I hear Hugh Hefner's wedding was called off after his fiance found him in bed with another woman. She's not a happy bunny. |
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Since I moved to London my life is just like Hugh Hefner's. Everywhere I go I'm surrounded by cunts. |
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