Jokes under Other > Difference
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Women's first thought when coming across a skid mark in the toilet: "Eeww! That's horrible; I must get cleaning equipment before I can use this." Men's first thought when coming across a skid mark in the toilet: "Hmmm... Can I remove this with the contents of my bladder?" |
 
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by craigy_johnson in Racism - Sexism (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,206.4
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What's the main difference between intelligence and ignorance? I don't know and I don't give a fuck! |
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6 differences between a refugee and E.T. E.T. looked better, learned English, came alone, had his own bike, didn't claim benefit and WANTED TO GO FUCKING HOME! |
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by treefella22 in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,010.6
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What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian? A pair of jeans only has one fly on it. |
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by mickle in Racism - Ethiopian (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 913.6
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What's the difference between Hitler and Paula Radcliffe? Hitler tried to finish the race. |
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by wjh31 in Other - Difference (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 791.4
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What is the difference between a black man and a bicycle? A bicycle doesn't sing when you put chains on it. |
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by caliban in Other - Difference (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 712.4
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What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, but anal sex makes your hole weak! |
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by caliban in Sex and shit - Anal (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 585.2
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What's the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot? One's a kangaroo and one's a Geordie stuck in a lift. |
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by Ohkay in Other - Difference (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 577.4
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The Facts of Life: Anything you do for your girlfriend that makes other women go, "awwww" will have every man in the room thinking, "What a cunt." |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Sexism (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 523.8
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What's the difference between a battery and a Chav? A battery has a positive side. |
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