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My wife just gave birth to twin boys, 7 pounds each.

Gary Glitter will love our prices!
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Joke by craig__2k4 in Celebrities - Gary Glitter (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 908.2


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To impress women by coming across a bit of a bad lad, I always tell them I'm in human trafficking.
Which isn't a total lie as I'm a lollipop man.
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Joke by goonerphil in Crime - Human Trafficking - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 59.2




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So, Baroness Scotland was fined £5,000 for employing someone from Tonga.

Helen Goddard got 15 months for employing a schoolgirl to tongue her.

Where's the fuckin' justice?
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Joke by Mr Stu Pidtwat in Sex and shit - Lesbians (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 27.6


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Human traffickers. They would get away with it, if it wasn't for them peddling kids. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by juniarrr2 in Crime - Human Trafficking - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 27


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I just got myself a new Eastern European girlfriend with slight brain damage which is fine by me as she was cheap.

She fell off the back of a lorry.
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Joke by TheRizzler in Crime - Human Trafficking - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 22.2


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I remember after Christmas Mass we'd always go snowballing with the priest and that's why Father McGuire was eventually arrested. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by PoloHole in Crime - Human Trafficking - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 22


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The Met say they want to crack down on human trafficking of Eastern Europeans into UK, that are then forced into Prostitution.

I say, at least they are working.
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Joke by DirtyDisco in Crime - Human Trafficking (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 21


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When I said "I wonder how many Polish people you can fit in a bedsit" a few years ago.

I meant it as a joke, not a challenge.
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Joke by drtkmaxx in Crime - Human Trafficking - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 16.8


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More BBC News - A bus driver has been deported from the UK and another two have been charged with possessing false identity documents after being arrested at Kent depots.

Some things never change. Nothing for ages then three come along at once.
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Joke by Mr Stu Pidtwat in Crime - Fraud (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 16.4


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Do you think the McCann's should focus their attention on Ronnie Mitchell? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Macca0507 in In The News - Missing Persons (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 13.2



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