Jokes under Politics > Lib Dems
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The Government are spending 100 billion on Trident. I'm sure money could be saved if they bought Wrigley's Spearmint instead. |
 
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How many coalition politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One conservative to change the light bulb and one Lib Dem to suck his dick. |
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by Unassigned in Politics - Lib Dems (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 324.6
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BBC NEWS: Lib Dem plan 'for fairer Britain' Coincidentally, that also happens to be the BNP's plan. |
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by terra_ryzin in In The News - Headlines (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 321.4
| David Cameron recently said, "I don't call them the Lib Dems anymore. I call them the Dems, cos Dems is my bitches." |
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"Lib-dem resigns over secret gay lover" So he's finally come out of the cabinet, eh? |
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Nick Clegg wants everybody to vote "Yes" to AV. I told him I'll vote "Yes," but I'll actually vote "No." Let the cunt know how it fucking feels... |
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So Cameron says he's fighting this election for the "Great ignored". Can't the LibDems do their own campaigning? |
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submitted by fisheyes, originally by David Schneider in Politics - Conservatives (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 133.4
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I recently asked my mate's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up... She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both of her parents, Lib Dems, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do? '
She replied, 'I'd give food and council houses to all the homeless people.' Her parents beamed with pride. 'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you are [...] |
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submitted by scotthva5, originally by email in Politics - Lib Dems - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 94.2
| Just like Rebbecca Black, Nick Clegg doesn't know which seat he can take. |
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The Lib Dems aired a political broadcast today asking people what they would be spending their 600 pounds of saved tax money on. I'm going to save mine up for 45 years then go to University. |
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