Jokes under Sex and shit > Indecent Exposure
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This Toys R Us invisible cloak from Harry potter is bullshit. Everyone in the girls' changing room can still see me wanking. |
 
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by jackolous in Sex and shit - Indecent Exposure - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 336.6
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My wife said she was sick of me exposing myself in public. I almost dropped my pants |
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by goodisongaffer in Sex and shit - Indecent Exposure - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 175
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A woman has just done her shopping and is taking a shortcut home through the park. Suddenly a man jumps out of the bushes, opens his raincoat and exposes himself. The woman takes a deep breath, looks down at her shopping bags, slaps her palm to her forehead and says: "Fucking knew it! I forgot the shrimps!" |
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by Little Red Rooster in Sex and shit - Penis (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 139.4
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I took my old man out for a pint yesterday. I'm now barred from the pub, and due up in court for indecent exposure. |
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by 8 ace in Sex and shit - Penis (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago - Current Score: 93.6
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I got arrested for indecent exposure when paying at the checkout today due to a mix up. Apparently, when the woman said strip down facing me,she was referring to my credit card. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Indecent Exposure - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 65.4
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My therapist isn't being very supportive because she thinks I'm never going to be able to stop exposing myself to women. Well I'll show her. |
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| Just been sentenced for Indecent Exposure. All I'm gonna say is the "Self Service" section at Tescos is incredibly misleading. |
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by 1Shot1Kill in Sex and shit - Indecent Exposure - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 21.4
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This woman didn't believe I was a flasher. I showed her. |
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by Priestophile in Sex and shit - Indecent Exposure - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 21.2
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Got the bus into town yesterday to do some Christmas shopping with my daughter. Much to my delight a few of her friends were on the bus too, so I was having great fun mucking around and embarrassing her in front of her mates, like any dad would do. "Dad," she hissed, finally, "Please sit down and put your cock away!" |
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The missus got so drunk last night she got arrested for indecent exposure She went out without the bag on her head |
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by ballbags123 in Sex and shit - Indecent Exposure (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 17.4
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