Jokes under Illness and mortality > Insomnia
| Stayed up all night trying to remember if I have amnesia or insomnia. |
 
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by jimboleem1 in Illness and mortality - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 979
| I won't rest until I find a cure for Insomnia. |
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by CunningLinguistics in Illness and mortality - Insomnia - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 841.2
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I've discovered the cure for insomnia Sleep |
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by surewhynot in Illness and mortality - Insomnia - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 191.8
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They say that one in five friends have difficulty sleeping. Took me all night but I've narrowed it down to Alan or Steve. |
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by commandochris in Illness and mortality - Insomnia - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 176.8
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"Doctor, can you cure my insomnia?" "Of course. We just have to get rid of the root cause." "Won't be easy - the wife's a bit fond of that fucking baby." |
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by Little Red Rooster in Illness and mortality - Insomnia - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 159
| Just took some sleeping pills but they don't seem to be wor |
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by rockbourne in Illness and mortality - Insomnia - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 133.8
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Doctor: Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you. Patient: I know, but I can't... my wife refuses to sleep alone. |
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by Embassy in Illness and mortality - Insomnia - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 107.8
| My fear of insomnia keeps me awake at night. |
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My friend, who has very severe insomnia, told me that he was considering suicide because of his condition. Apparently "just sleep on it" was a bad response. |
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by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Suicide (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 55.8
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As a normal man, I just need to get my 8 hours sleep a day, and my 10 at night. |
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submitted by patonator, originally by Bill Hicks in Illness and mortality - Insomnia - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 47.8
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