Jokes under Sex and shit > Sperm
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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk. |
 
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Two sperms are having a race. One sperm says, "Fuck me all this swimming is knackering me, how long till we reach the womb?" The second sperm says, "Fucking long way to go yet mate - we've only just gone past her tonsils!" |
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"Excuse me," I said to the woman sat in front of me on the bus, "You have some semen on the back of your jacket." "I'm sure it's not semen," she said, "It's probably yoghurt." "It's definitely semen," I said, "I don't ejaculate yoghurt." |
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| Scientists have discovered that there is intelligent DNA in some women. Unfortunately 95% of them spat it out! |
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Why are Chavs like sperm? Only one in a million actually works. |
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by schlong69 in Sex and shit - Sperm (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 899
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A girl takes a dress into the dry cleaners and asks for it to be cleaned. The man, who is a little deaf, says, "Come again?" The girl blushes and replies, "No, it's yoghurt this time." |
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| Kleenex man size: Because cum is thicker than snot. |
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by Noah Venkatasamy-Mills in Sex and shit - Sperm - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 766.2
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I came into some money today! I can't help it - I've always had a thing about the Queen. |
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by ScaramangaLull in Sex and shit - Sperm (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 709.2
| Two Irishmen had a nightmare day visting the sperm bank in London. Paddy missed the tube and Murphy came on the bus. |
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Just watched a new episode of CSI. The post mortem showed traces of semen in the woman's ear. You would have thought she would have heard him coming! |
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by shitipedia in Sex and shit - Sperm (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 682.8
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