Jokes under Other > Psychics
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I raped a psychic the other day. She seemed surprised. |
 
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| My wife is going to leave me in 3 weeks because my psychic abilities scare her... |
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by Dinaldo in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 333
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How do you know when Mystic Meg is on her period? You get your palm red. |
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by ht in Sex and shit - Periods (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 269.2
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I absolutely love helium filled balloons. I can't speak highly enough about them. |
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| Why do you need to make an appointment with a psychic? Surely they know you're coming... |
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T.V Psychic Derek Acorah - "Spirits told me Maddie is dead." I'm guessing Bells and Gordons. |
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| I realised the psychic was full of shit the moment she accepted my cheque. |
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| I can see myself working as a psychic in a few years... |
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I have plenty of money and would like to acquire the services of a psychic but I'm not going to ring one. I'm just going to wait for the best one to knock on my door. |
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| Phoned this psychic the other day with the intention of going to see her, banged the phone down on her when she was booking me in and asked me what my name is. |
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