Jokes under Crime > Vandalism
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Thepiratebay.org The white man's alternative to looting HMV. |
 
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3D home entertainment isn't all it's cracked up to be. Once you get it all set up, you'll realise that you forgot to rob the glasses. |
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by tjod182 in Crime - Vandalism (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 446.2
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Some of the best graffiti ever seen. On the back of somebody's filthy car was: 'I wish my wife was this dirty' Underneath that was: 'She is for a fiver.' |
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| Hundreds of young teens densely packed in the streets of London, causing chaos and destruction. Where's Anders Breivik when you need him? |
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by LegitCake in In The News - Shootings (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 316.8
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I left a note on my neighbour's car asking him to stop parking in front of my house. I couldn't find any paper, so I used my car key instead. |
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So blacks are destroying our fair city? I distinctly remember a prominent man in history who had a solution for this.... |
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The police brought my son home the other night. They said, "We caught him throwing petrol bombs at the local mosque. We have let him off with a warning but I'm sure you'll have some stern words for him too!" "I certainly will, officer," I said as I turned towards my son. "Don't let me ever catch you throwing petrol bombs again! Do you think we're made of fucking money? Use bricks like I do, you stupid tosser." |
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I got up this morning and discovered that somebody had written "QWERTY" down the side of my car. I think it's been keyed. |
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I was chucked off a building site for not wearing a "high visibility jacket". Well, if I was so invisible, how come 15 people correctly identified me as the person who threw a brick at the gaffers BMW afterwards? |
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submitted by tom644, originally by Viz in Crime - Vandalism - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 190.2
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Some cunt threw a brick through my window with a note tied to it. It said "Joe's Glazing services. Tel; 01210 446688" |
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submitted by davecrocket, originally by 'Gary Larson'. in Crime - Vandalism - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 190
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