Jokes under Crime > Joyriding
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A Paki has been run over by a reversing car. Police are appealing for the driver to come forward. |
 
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by Faceman in Racism - Pakistani (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 936.6
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Why did the Paki cross the road? I hit him at 40 in the "accident". |
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by Knee cap in Racism - Pakistani (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 822.8
| For an easy adrenalin rush, try eating After-Eight mints at around half past seven. |
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I took a taxi home from the pub last night. The wife went fucking mental and made me take it back. |
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| Finding two toys in a packet of cereal is a bit like running over a black girl, then realising she was pregnant. |
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by DennisTheMenicedBennis in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 481
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My car mounted the curb this morning outside my local post office and knocked down 10 postmen picketing outside. That must be some sort of a strike |
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A little boy and his dad are driving down a road in their 4x4. The little boy is too short to see out of the windows. Suddenly there is a thud.
"Daddy, what was that?" The little boy asks. "It's OK son, just a rabbit. This car can take it" The dad replies. A couple of minutes later there is another, slightly larger, thud. "Daddy, that thud was bigger, what was it?" The boy asks. "Everything is fine. It was ju [...] |
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Most people say that the greatest feeling in the world is witnessing the birth of their first born child. These people have clearly never seen a Paki get hit by a double decker bus! |
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by clitlip in Racism - Pakistani (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 44.2
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I was about to get pulled over on the motorway for speeding by traffic cops today. Luckily for me. A little old black woman came screaming past at about 130 in a Toyota, looking all flustered and nervous. The police immediately switched on the sirens and went belting off after her. They must have been thinking the same thing as I was thinking. Yep, she's probably fucking nicked it. |
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When you're stoned you drive at 5mph, so why does George Michael keep crashing into things? It's almost as though he's doing it deliberately, but why on earth would he want to go to priso... ...oh, I see. |
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