Jokes under Crime > Piracy
| Is it just me, or would you kill people for the kind of download speed that girl from the piracy ad's getting? |
 
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Piracy is killing the music industry. You try playing the guitar with a hook. |
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I was watching a DVD the other day and it had that bit at the beginning about piracy saying, "You wouldn't steal a car." I thought, "I fucking would if I could download it." |
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| The head of the Somali Olympic squad has apologised to officials on behalf of their team after realising that shooting and sailing were two separate events. |
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| Am I the only one that thinks that the best bit about watching a pirated movie is that you don't have to sit through those annoying anti-piracy adverts? |
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According to the anti-piracy ads "Copying DVDs is stealing" By that logic, taking a photo is kidnapping. |
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Remember Jesus' miracle of multiplication, in which he had a handful of bread and fish and made thousands of copies of them and then distributed for free to thousands of people? Replace "bread and fish" with "games/music/movies" and there you go. Piracy. Jesus was killing the bread and fish industry. |
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by lukeiscod in Religion - Jesus (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 540.8
| I'm doing my bit to help thwart film piracy by standing up in the cinema every 10 minutes during a film and shouting bollocks. |
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Love Film: Step 1 - you select the title Step 2 - we post it to you Step 3 - you burn and copy it Step 4 - you post it back to us and we'll never know |
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You never see those pirate DVD warnings on pirate DVDs, do you? They're targeting the wrong people if you ask me. |
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