Jokes under Crime > Piracy
|Is it just me, or would you kill people for the kind of download speed that girl from the piracy ad's getting?|
I was watching a DVD the other day and it had that bit at the beginning about piracy saying, "You wouldn't steal a car."
I thought, "I fucking would if I could download it."
|The head of the Somali Olympic squad has apologised to officials on behalf of their team after realising that shooting and sailing were two separate events.|
|Am I the only one that thinks that the best bit about watching a pirated movie is that you don't have to sit through those annoying anti-piracy adverts?|
According to the anti-piracy ads "Copying DVDs is stealing"
By that logic, taking a photo is kidnapping.
|I'm doing my bit to help thwart film piracy by standing up in the cinema every 10 minutes during a film and shouting bollocks.|
Step 1 - you select the title
Step 2 - we post it to you
Step 3 - you burn and copy it
Step 4 - you post it back to us and we'll never know
You never see those pirate DVD warnings on pirate DVDs, do you? They're targeting the wrong people if you ask me.
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