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Jokes under Illness and mortality > Organ Donors

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I've just accidentally cut the end of my cock off.

If you can help, give me a bell. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by CarlosDiablo in Illness and mortality - Organ Donors - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 203


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Organ donation; a cause after my own heart. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by nat1012 in Illness and mortality - Organ Donors - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 40




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I accidentally sold my kidneys on ebay and at first I could not comprehend the severity of the situation.

It took a while to filter through. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Joeant in Illness and mortality - Organ Donors (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 22.4


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Made the mistake of using the chat-up line, "I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need." I thought it was clear I was talking about my dick.

Unfortunately I got thrown out after a complaint. Apparently you aren't supposed to chat-up people in intensive care... 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Fezzer in Illness and mortality - Organ Donors - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 21


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I was halfway through work today when I thought of a brilliant joke to put on sickipedia so I disappeared for awhile.

The little boy has been waiting for his new kidney for two years ,another half an hour won't kill him. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Walter Sobchak. in Illness and mortality - Organ Donors - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 18.6


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Just decided to donate my organs to ill patients after I die..

My heart really goes out to them. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lufcdan in Illness and mortality - Organ Donors - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 15


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If Ron Jeremy is an Organ Donor, I bag first dibs. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Mike205 in Illness and mortality - Organ Donors - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago - Current Score: 13.4


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I left my heart in San Francisco...

...and promptly lost my job as a donor organ courier. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by kunce in Illness and mortality - Organ Donors - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 11


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Apparently most of us wouldn't give an organ but we would take one.

Depends on the organ in question, I give mine quite freely on a friday night. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by swiv in Sex and shit - Blow Job (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 10.8


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When my wife dies, I'm donating her body to science fiction. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Dr Fly in Illness and mortality - Organ Donors - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 10



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