Jokes under Sex and shit > Polygamist
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I have three inflatable sex dolls. I'm a Polymergist. |
 
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by purple headed crowbar in Sex and shit - Polygamist - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 70.6
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Why did the Polygamist cross the road? To get to the other bride. |
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by MrSpamDagger in Sex and shit - Polygamist - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 42.8
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There is one thing I didn't get about Mormons... ...Why the fuck would you want more wives? It's like asking to be kicked while your down. |
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| Apparently Bin Laden used his wife as a meat shield, in a desperate attempt to survive. Honestly I'm surprised the SEALS had enough bullets for all 12 of them. |
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by bananaaaron in In The News - Terrorism (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 7.8
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All of my single mates are always banging on about the single life... "A different bird every night" and "Sex on tap"... Well, I think it's disgusting. To me sexual intercourse is a sacred bond, almost spiritual, which should be kept firmly between you, your partner and your eldest daughter. |
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by adamadam in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 6.2
| I once contemplated becoming a polygamist, but I decided there wasn't room in the kitchen. |
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My friend Amir from Afghanistan told me he has four wives back home. "Are you jealous?" he asked me. "Hell no, I can't even remember one fucking birthday, let alone four." |
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| God loves us all, but the Bible says Polygamy is sinful? |
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by PraiseTheMetal59 in Religion - Bible (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1.4
| My girlfriend broke into tears the first time she saw my wife, the delivery must have been tough on her too. |
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by SleepWithOneEyeOpen in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 0.6
| "That was the 60's" or "THat was the 70's" is usually your mother's excuse for being a slut when she was your age |
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by TomDickiharry in Sex and shit - Polygamist - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 0
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