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I hate it when I hear someone joke about the Holocaust. It's just so wrong.

Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it.
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Joke by kevseed in In The News - Holocaust (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,214.6


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Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.
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Joke by antibagdave in In The News - Holocaust - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 868.2




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German airports closed by ash.

Doubt it will be for long, the Germans have experience in clearing ash.
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Joke by prawnking in In The News - Holocaust (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 832.8


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What's grey, runs along walls and kills Jews?

Gas Pipes.
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Joke by omgitsruss in In The News - Holocaust - Added: 6 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 728.8


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BBC News: Podolski wants revenge over Spain

Spain? It was Germany who gassed your grandad...
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Joke by DonBrennan in In The News - Holocaust (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 493.2


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I only moved to Germany last week and already I've been banned from the local swimming baths.

It's not my fault though.

They should put a sign up if they don't want people wearing gas masks in the communal showers.
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Joke by ray piste in In The News - Holocaust - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 470.2


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Christians always go on about the time Jesus fed five thousand people with five loaves and two fishes.

What about Hitler? He made six million Jews toast.
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Joke by 8 ace in Religion - Christianity (+ 2 more) - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 456.6


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Hans Lipschis, 93, has been arrested in Germany on suspicion of having been a guard at Auschwitz during the Holocaust.

He admits to working there, but claims he was only a cook.

I doubt that claiming to have been in charge of the ovens is going to help his defence much.
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Joke by 8 ace in In The News - Holocaust (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 441.6


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I recently went to Auschwitz and it was one of the most depressing experiences of my life.

No gift shop.
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Joke by kensai1230 in In The News - Holocaust - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 429.4


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I'm glad to see that those people from Auschwitz spotted the sign had vanished.

If only they had been so vigilant when six million Jews disappeared.
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Joke by jim reaper in In The News - Holocaust - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 401.4



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