Jokes under Religion > Hindu
| Corned Beef or, as Hindus call it, "God in a can." |
 
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by madfatboy100 in Racism - Indian (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 268.8
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I just saw a Hindu in a red and white jumper. Where's Diwali. |
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by simmminogue in Religion - Hindu (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 210
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My wife left me for a Hindu man. At least he'll treat her better - they worship cows. |
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A Hindu man at work started mocking me about my new religion, Scientology. So I had to remind him that he worshipped a man with an elephant face and a woman with three eyes and four arms. |
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| A red Indian came up to me the other day and said "I think I've painted the spot too big on my forehead this time." |
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Holy shit. Is what Hindus consider cow pats. |
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My mate Dale has a God complex. After recently being diagnosed with Schizophrenia, he has now converted to Hinduism. |
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I've been reading the Hindu version of 'The Beano'. Dennis the Menace was good fun - with his sidekick Ganesha. |
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A news headline read: 'Harry Potter blamed for India's owl crisis' No real surprise, that a country that has a six-armed elephant-man as a god, would think Harry Potter is an actual person. |
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by Cabron Monoxide in Religion - Hindu (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 16.6
| The cow is a holy animal for Hindus. Eating beef curry in an Indian restaurant is like eating Jesus stew in a Texan diner. |
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by mike_dale14 in Other - Food and Drink (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 14.6
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