Jokes under Sex and shit > Conception
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I was smashing this bird up the arse and she was loving it: screaming like a dirty whore, crying out my name. I finally finished up, she let it dribble over her pussy, and even licked it off her fingers. Anyway, bit unfortunate, but that's where you came from, son. Don't tell your mother. |
 
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by Brit_Miller in Sex and shit - Conception - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 265.4
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My young nephew asked me how babies are made, and I had no idea how to approach it. So I looked online for help and I found this awesome video that explains it all. And I told him at the end of the video: "It's basically just like that, only that the white stuff on the nice lady's face should go right between her legs." |
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by walkindude in Sex and shit - Conception - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 203.2
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IS THIS WHAT WE ARE HEADING TOWARDS?
A little lad says, “Daddy, how was I born?” His computer geek Dad says “Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway." "Well, you see your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was rea [...] |
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My parents have admitted to me that the night I was conceived they were both really drunk on weak Aussie piss. It's never nice finding out you are a Fosters child. |
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by illegalnature in Racism - Australian (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 53.6
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I had to do a speech at my daughter's wedding. Usually, the father will describe funny or embarrassing anecdotes from the daughter's childhood or talk about how proud he was at her birth. However, my daughter insisted that I don't embarrass her like this. So I described her conception instead. |
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My daughter asked to see our wedding video. It wasn't as romantic as she expected, but at least she knows how she was conceived. |
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by Brit_Miller in Sex and shit - Conception - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 33.2
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I've got videos from all of my sons birthdays. My favourite is the first one, his conception. |
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by mzzzzagrl in Events - Birthday (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 25.6
| 100% reliable contraception is inconceivable. |
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Me and the wife are trying for a baby, but I always end up cumming on her stomach. It's a common miss conception. |
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by Mattfuckingpickles in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 20.4
| Speed cameras are like condoms, they are there to protect you, but they spoil all your fun! |
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by whoisthissickfucker in Sex and shit - Conception - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 17.4
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