Jokes under Sex and shit > Defecation
| Never tell your dyslexic girlfriend to sit on your face. |
 
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Defecation - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 276
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Homeopathy scientists say that their medicine works because water has a 'memory'. That's scared me because I've done some nasty things in the shower. |
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Whenever you feel powerless remind yourself, A single one of your shits can shut down a water park. |
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by loobybooby in Sex and shit - Defecation - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 152.2
| You know you have watched 2 girls 1 cup too many times when you get an erection every time you shit |
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by Hakaman in Sex and shit - 2 Girls 1 Cup (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 47
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My missus was disgusted today after I farted and followed through. I said, "What? Don't tell me you've never done it before". "No." She snapped. "Not while we're having a 69". |
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| I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the cubicle next to me started smoking. Disgusting. Nearly put me off my sandwich. |
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My children know they're in trouble when I take off my belt. Because I'm just about to go for a massive shite. |
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I was on the bed, straddling the wife as I fucked her tits, when she moaned that she wanted me to unload on her. So I shit on her stomach. |
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by wolfmaneman in Sex and shit - Defecation - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 10.4
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As I looked at the massive turd I just laid in the bowl, I thought to myself; 'Why didn't I finish my Cornflakes first?!' |
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Found out today my daughters into scat porn, I didn't ask her, just shat on her face during her sleep, she work up this morning screaming like a right slut! |
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