Jokes under Celebrities > Clare Balding
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What Grand National winning jockey Liam Treadwell SHOULD have said in reply to Clare Balding was:
"I've got my job as a jockey by sheer hard work and talent. Slogging my guts out from an early age and I'VE JUST FUCKING WON THE GRAND NATIONAL. You on the other hand have only got your job by the sheer good fortune of being somebody's fucking daughter (like most fucking employees of the BBC) and I may have terrible teeth but I don't look as if I've undergone a terribly botched sex [...] |
 
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Former BBC radio presenter David Oates has died suddenly at 50 years of age. Clare Balding said, "He was a great football commentator, but I'm just thinking about his two young daughters." What a dirty lesbian she is. |
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Clare Balding is said to be over her initial shock at being diagnosed with cancer. For one terrible moment she thought it was testicular. |
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by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Cancer (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 156
| Nice to see that Clare Balding is finally going to live up to her name. |
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by EvilTwin in Illness and mortality - Cancer (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 104.6
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Doctors have said that men who are balding are at a higher risk of getting cancer. Time to go for some screening then Clare. |
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I just read Clare Balding's Grand National preview and in it she says that she thinks Rare Bob looks well handicapped. Bit harsh Clare, you're no oil painting yourself love. |
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by ray piste in Celebrities - Clare Balding (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 49.6
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Clare Balding's teeth are apparently good enough for her to be able to comment on everyone elses. Must be all that fucking rug she's munching. |
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by lolmaster in Celebrities - Clare Balding - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 34.2
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I hope Liam Treadwell wins the Grand National Next Year, just so he can have another Interview with Clare Balding. "Clare, that's a great hat you're wearing, why don't you take it off and show us?" |
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by PhilBlythe25 in Celebrities - Clare Balding - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 33
| Clare Balding: great presenter, shame about the boat race. |
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by slick76 in Celebrities - Clare Balding (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago - Current Score: 29.8
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BBC presenter Clare Balding has apologised to Grand National winning jockey Liam Treadwell after making fun of his teeth while on air. Liam Treadwill should have offered lend her the winnings to complete her gender re-assignment. |
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