Jokes under TV > ??? Other
If I ever get a chance to appear on daytime TV, I'm going to say:
Cunt, cunt, fuuuuck, shit!!
Cock, fuck, cuuuunt!!
Shiiitt, fuck, shiiitt, fuck!!
Cuuunt, shit, fuuuuck!!!!
That way, when they beep it out, it'll spell 'fuck' in morse code.
Got kicked out of the team on "eggheads" the other day after I came head to head with CJ.
Dermot asked me if I could beat him.
"I'd love to with a shovel," wasn't the response he wanted.
For anyone who missed Eurovision, here's what songs were played:
Iceland- Ashes to ashes
Germany- Rule the world
Portugal- I want my baby back
Israel- Harder To Breathe
U.K.- Polish national anthem
Warning: This movie 'MAY' contain nudity?
Either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my fucking time.
Celebrity guest appearances everybody wants to see:
Stephen Hawking on Robot Wars
Bear grylls on I'm a celebrity get me out of here
Heather Mills on Total Wipeout
Maddie McCann on Treasure Hunt
Gary Glitter on Cbeebies
Vanessa George on Play School
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