Welcome, Guest! Would you like to log in , or create an account?
There are currently 1502 guests and 5 users online.

Jokes under TV > ??? Other

236056
If I ever get a chance to appear on daytime TV, I'm going to say:

Cunt, cunt, fuuuuck, shit!!
Cock, fuck, cuuuunt!!
Shiiitt, fuck, shiiitt, fuck!!
Cuuunt, shit, fuuuuck!!!!

That way, when they beep it out, it'll spell 'fuck' in morse code. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by furiousg in TV - ??? Other - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,859


541269
"Watch Back to the Future:- Tomorrow, on Yesterday"

...what the fuck? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AtomicClitGun in TV - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,746




162039
Got kicked out of the team on "eggheads" the other day after I came head to head with CJ.
Dermot asked me if I could beat him.
"I'd love to with a shovel," wasn't the response he wanted. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by chicken_george1 in TV - ??? Other - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,597


203735
I work as a postman.

The pay isn't great, but anything addressed to 'Cash 4 Gold' is a good bonus. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Vicar in a Tutu in Other - Professions (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,449.6


248586
Hitler may have killed 6 million Jews, but he sure as fucking hell saved the History channel. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by BadHashMan in Racism - Jew (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,401.8


453659
For anyone who missed Eurovision, here's what songs were played:

France- Runaway
Iceland- Ashes to ashes
Greece- Money
Germany- Rule the world
Portugal- I want my baby back
Israel- Harder To Breathe
U.K.- Polish national anthem 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Treeiss in TV - ??? Other - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,330


345671
Does that meerkat understand that he's giving free publicity to ComparetheMarket.com? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by TKSnatch in TV - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,263.4


1249438
Warning: This movie 'MAY' contain nudity?

Either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my fucking time. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jimboleem1 in TV - ??? Other - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,176


280751
Celebrity guest appearances everybody wants to see:

Stephen Hawking on Robot Wars
Bear grylls on I'm a celebrity get me out of here
Heather Mills on Total Wipeout
Maddie McCann on Treasure Hunt
Gary Glitter on Cbeebies
Vanessa George on Play School 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by rodders_fallerho in TV - ??? Other - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,086


501387
Lynx: because some women aren't worth showering for. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jibjab in TV - ??? Other - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 968.4



Page load time: 0.11s (Startup: 0.05s, Controller: 0.05s, Template: 0.01s)
Sickipedia v3.5, served by WEBFE
el gato no es bueno
Sickipedia © 2007 - 2013