Jokes under Sex and shit > Prison Sex
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I've just been sent to prison so I won't be having sex for a few months. I hope. |
 
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Prison Sex - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 528.4
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I remember this guy from a couple of years ago who used to cry after sex. I used to put my arm around him and tell him, "now remember, if the guards ask, you fell, OK"? |
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by ClitCommander in Sex and shit - Prison Sex (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 337
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Marlon King: Soon to be Marlon Queen. |
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I recently got a job at a prison brothel. It has its pros and cons. |
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by furiousg in Other - Professions (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 261.2
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Andrew Smith boasted on youtube that he had "the eyes of a killer" after stamping a man to death. Let's see how much he boasts when after a few months in prison he has the arsehole of Elton John. |
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During my stretch in prison I got sick of being the stronger prisoners' "bum boy". So one time I made a plan to fart in their face when they pulled my pants down. It was the only plan I have ever followed through with. |
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by isaacjcksn in Sex and shit - Anal (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 233
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It's my birthday today and it's the first I'll be spending in prison, any way to keep my spirit up my girlfriend sent me a birthday card; Happy birthday See you in the shower Dave X |
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by Swoosher7797 in Sex and shit - Prison Sex - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 224.2
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I was out with my mate and we saw two blokes kissing.
"That's fucking disgusting, I should go over there and kick the shit out of them!" he shouted. I said, "I had no idea you felt so strongly about it. Weren't you in prison for ten years?" "Yeah," he replied, "but that doesn't count. You don't have any women around, you don't have a choice." "Well, sure," I said, "but didn't you go [...] |
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by ElGringoBandito in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 101
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You've got to feel sorry for Jack tweed being sent back to Prison so soon after Jade's Death. On the plus side at least he gets to fuck skinheads again. |
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by daveybuzz in Celebrities - Jack Tweed (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 99
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Yoga? No thanks! If I wanted my legs behind my head I'd just go back to prison. |
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