Jokes under Events > Mothers Day
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My wife misunderstands Mother's Day. She is not my fucking mother and if our 2 year old daughter doesn't love her enough to go out and buy her a present it's not my problem. |
 
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On Mother's Day, I always write poems about my mother's sudden death. She has said she'd prefer some flowers. |
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My mate just texted me by accident wishing me a happy Mother's Day. Fortunately, she stayed over last night so I could pass the message on for him. |
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"Well I know someone who's not getting a Mother's day card!" I shouted. As I walked out of the abortion clinic. |
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A day when mothers and sons can reform their bond with one another. We call it 'Mother's Day', the Italian's call it 'Festa Della Mamma'. Pakis call it 'Valentines Day' |
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Unwanted mothers day present for sale. Please contact Mr J.Tweed. |
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by millsy2k9 in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 322.4
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"I'm the mother!" "No, I'm the mother." "No! I am!" "I want to be the mother." "Listen you cunt! Without me you're a fucking penniless nobody, remember that. Now then. Who's the mother?" "You are Elton." |
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Mothers Day... ...Or as I like to call it, 'Spend a fucking fortune on the wife, on behalf of the kids, and hopefully you'll get your leg over Day'. |
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by stash in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 301.6
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Happy Mother's Day to all my neighbours on the estate. Remember: if you go out for a meal, take it easy on the WKD as you've got school tomorrow and its nearly GCSE time. |
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by bradfordlad in Other - Children (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 286
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According to Kate McCann, today is one of the hardest days to bear, when it is all brought back to her. A sunny day when you leave the windows open. |
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