Jokes under Sex and shit > Page 3
| The homeless problem would be solved if the Big Issue had tits in it. |
 
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by IndigoFlow in In The News - Newspapers (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 3,141.4
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'Page 3 Girl In Skin Cancer Scare'. That's the downside to exposing yourself to the sun on a regular basis. |
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| Nothing is more wasted than a smile on the face of a page 3 girl. |
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My girlfriend was on Page 3 today. Before I put her to bed tomorrow, we're going to read page 4. |
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by Fingerfood in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 334.8
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I recently joined one of those dating websites. I was asked to describe my ideal woman, so I put: "I love page 3 girls, they're so sexy!" At first, I wondered why I didn't get many responses. Then I remembered my P button is broken. |
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As a boy my Dad used to say, "Don't look into the sun it'll burn your eyes". It wasn't until I was 18 that I came across page 3. |
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Yahoo! News: "Labour candidate posed topless aged 15" I was absolutely disgusted...No photos. |
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by Buttscratcher in Politics - Labour (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 20.2
| I'm never reading The Sun again. Its full of lies & fabrications. They said on page 3 '21 year old Hayley from Croydon loves traveling around the world with her boy friend'. What a load of bollocks, the pop-up window on my browser clearly states that she is a single, teenage slut from my area of Sheffield! |
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| I think i owe the sun newspaper a thank you for their page 3 section, because when i have a wank, there is nothing i like more that seeing what the models opinion on irans nuclear armament is. |
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by Pilko182 in Sex and shit - Page 3 (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 12
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BBC News: Former Page 3 girl Suzanne Mizzi dies at 43 RIP Suzanne. Thanks for the mammaries! |
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