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Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt".

It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by erniehill in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,834.2


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Statistically... 9 out of 10 dyslexics enjoy a 'pear'. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Embassy in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,776.6




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Dyslexia certainly hasn't dented my mate's confidence. Just the other day, he went to see Lennox Lewis at a book signing, and he reckons he managed to take him down with just one punch.
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Joke by up2ourhips in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,438.4


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I put the Sex back in Dyslexia. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bluedishwasher in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia - Added: 5 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,342.4


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Grab your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sick.fucker in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,204.2


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How does it change many dyslexics to take a light-bulb? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by andy19chelsea in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 926.2


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My girlfriend has left me a note:

"I'm leaving you because you're so stupid and bigoted."

Well I'm not stupid, I'm just dyslexic. And I can't help it if I have big toes. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by furiousg in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 849.6


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I got an email from my mate this morning asking if I want to go to the Reading festival.

I told the rude bastard to fuck off! He knows I'm dyslexic! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 739.6


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Saw my mate outside the Doctor's today looking really worried.
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"I've got the big C,"he said.
"What, cancer?"
"No, dyslexia." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by warickhunt in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia - Added: 5 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 723


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Being a dyslexic at school, my English teacher always used to insult my grammar.
I said, "You never even met her." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by The Wolf in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 681.2



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