Jokes under Sex and shit > Hot
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My mate looked at me with a mixture of awe and jealousy. "That’s a fit bird you've got there, mate." "Yup," I concurred, and turned over to watch my budgerigar, who was now on his 500th press up… |
 
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A guy squared up to me in the pub yesterday and asked me if I had given his girlfriend dirty looks. "No, that was her parents," I replied. |
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Desperate bloke to hot bird in club,''Can I buy you a drink perhaps?'' Girl,'' How about skipping the drink and going straight to your place.'' Bloke,''Wow that sounds like a very good idea.'' Girl.'' Good,so fuck off then.'' |
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| I like my women like I like my cheese, no more than 5 years old. |
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An unknown musician has been besieged by 2,500 gorgeous women auditioning on Facebook to be in the video for his debut single. Wait until they find out there is no single and i'm left with over 2000 videos of woman eroticaly dancing. |
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| Apparently Miley Cyrus can't be tamed. Bullshit, i would hump her into a coma. |
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by awsome-o3000 in Celebrities - Miley Cyrus (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 8.6
| Any boy can have a relationship, but, it takes a man to control her |
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I was watching a smoking hot girl earlier when I thought "I love my job in the cremetorium...." |
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Two hot girls get into the shower together and start rubbing soap into each other.. What, you need more? |
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by the unnamed one in Sex and shit - Lesbians (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 7
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I don't know what keeps me more awake at night. The fact my wife snores louder than an earthquake, or the fact that i'm sleeping with the girl next door at the time. |
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by theunknowntyrant in Sex and shit - Adultery (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 6.6
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