Jokes under Sex and shit > Peeping Tom
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My sexy neighbour has left her curtains open slightly, so I'm watching her masturbate with my telescope. I can't see very well, though. If only I had my telescope. |
 
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by Biscuit777 in Sex and shit - Peeping Tom - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,142.8
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It's funny how women change. I never really noticed it until I set up my webcam in Topshop. |
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Whatever you do, try not to sneeze during sex. Most couples don't like to discover that they're being watched. |
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I was talking to a female colleague in work and asked, "Do you ever get a funny feeling inside that someone could be watching you?" She replied, "No, never." "Good." |
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I was texting this girl I met on the internet I text her saying 'Get naked. Now.' She wrote 'How do you know I'm not already...?' I replied 'Binoculars.' |
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The girl across the road from me always gets changed in her bedroom without shutting the curtains. I mean, what's a guy to do? There's a hot girl about 20 yards away from you naked, with her bedroom lights on and nothing left to the imagination. It can't surely be classed as stalking, it's her own fault for not concealing herself more. "Fair point," said the policeman,"But she's seven years-old. You're under arrest." |
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by DaveBhoy67 in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 269.4
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What's the worst thing about a flatmate who masturbates in the shower? Not being able to say anything, because he doesn't know that you watch him. |
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by Reggie13 in Sex and shit - Peeping Tom - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 258.4
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"Babe!" I called out to my wife. "Our neighbour is on the phone." "I don't care," she sighed. "And now their daughter is getting ready for a shower," I said, refocusing my binoculars. |
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My son just came home with his girlfriend. They went straight up to his bedroom and locked the door. I think we all know what that means... If he's left the key in the lock, I won't be able to see a fucking thing. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Peeping Tom - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 218.6
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My wife says she hates it when our next door neighbour sunbathes topless in the garden. Personally I'm on the fence. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Peeping Tom - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 217.2
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