Jokes under Celebrities > Jack Tweed
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Dear Matt Lucas, I am sorry to hear about the suicide of your ex. I for one find you very attractive and you remind me of my partner who sadly has also passed away. If you want to hook up, give me a call. Yours sincerely, Jack Tweed |
 
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by chavkiller in Celebrities - Jack Tweed (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,665.2
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Jack Tweed walks in to a library and asks for a book on spiritualism. The librarian says; "Fuck off, you might bring her back." |
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by Baldlice in Celebrities - Jack Tweed - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,261.6
| Well I'll be damned. Turns out Jack Tweed has a likeable side after all. |
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Jade Goody and Jack Tweed decided to take a trip out for the weekend. Jade says, "Is that snow on my shoulder?" "Well it's not fucking dandruff," comes the reply. |
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by crazymccrazy in Illness and mortality - Cancer (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 367.2
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Yahoo! News: "Jack Tweed faces rape trial" Why, to see if he likes it? |
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by stan lee knife in Celebrities - Jack Tweed - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 365.8
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Unwanted mothers day present for sale. Please contact Mr J.Tweed. |
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by millsy2k9 in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 322.4
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April 2008, 2 mates are in the pub chatting. One says, "Would you lick the floor for £10?" "Eugh no way!" says the other. "How about have gay sex for a million?" "Sick, no." "I know," he says, "Marry Jade Goody for 2 million?" "Erm.. yeah I suppose." he says. "You sick bastard!" says his mate, and pisses himself laughing. 1 year later, who's laughing now? |
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by albinobob123 in Celebrities - Jack Tweed - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 235.2
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I see Jack Tweed has told Jade's kids that he is 'Going to Madagascar, to save the animals', rather than tell them that he is going to prison. Careful Jack, I hear there's a lot of Anal Rape in 'Madagascar'. |
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by TheBarryHoganShow in Celebrities - Jack Tweed - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 195.2
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First Jade Goody gets Cancer, then her boyfriend gets sent to jail. Can anything get worse for her? I fucking hope so, she is the source of some of my best material. |
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by Baldlice in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 184.8
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You've got to feel sorry for Jack tweed being sent back to Prison so soon after Jade's Death. On the plus side at least he gets to fuck skinheads again. |
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by daveybuzz in Celebrities - Jack Tweed (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 99
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