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It's Lent tomorrow.

I fucking hate having a Chinese Landlord.
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Joke by Dangermouse in Racism - Chinese (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 369.4


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I'm giving up the past tense for Lend. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by Unassigned, originally by twitter.com/sarcasticapple in Events - Lent - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 347.8




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Nice to see those guys at Arsenal F.C. giving up trophies for lent. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DoubleG in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 296.8


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What's the best thing a Chav can give up for lent?

Breathing.
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Joke by hello95 in Racism - Chav (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 128.4


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I'm giving up lent for alcohol. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by originalname1234 in Religion - Christianity (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 93


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4 and a half days into Lent and I still haven't bragged. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by funnyguyz in Events - Lent - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 52.2


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This year for Lent, I'm going to give up my New Years Resolution. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by spiderpig in Events - Lent - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 33


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The wife told me I should think about giving up alcohol for lent.


'If I have to give up alcohol, it means you will have to give up sex.' I said.
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Joke by meu_14 in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 31.8


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What's Maddie giving up for lent?

Her virginity.
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She gave that up 3 years ago, it's drinking she's trying to give up this year.
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Joke by bacdafucup in In The News - Missing Persons (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 23.6


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Just to create some irony, I'm giving up christianity for lent. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by krfc3 in Events - Lent - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 18.4



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