Jokes under Events > Pancake Day
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My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes yesterday. She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra. |
 
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by Dog Botherer in Sex and shit - Breasts (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,014
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Pancake Day, The only day of the year where hitting the ceiling is considered a bad toss. |
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My wife isn't that bothered about Valentine's Day today. The fat bitch is too excited about pancake day on Tuesday to even care. |
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by Tinpotbob in Events - Valentines Day (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 433.6
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Just burnt the pancakes. They're so black and thin, I'm waiting for Bono to start fucking singing them a song. |
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Tomorrow, I'm going to toss so hard that it sticks to the ceiling. I love pancake day. I might make some after I have my wank. |
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I've just brought a donut shaped pancake.... Holy Crepe. |
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| If anyone else makes a shit joke about tossing on Pancake Day, I will fucking batter them. |
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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favourite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband t [...] |
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Its not Pancake Day for at least another six months and already the supermarkets are selling flour, eggs and milk. When did it all become so commercialised? |
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I can't believe it's pancake Tuesday again. Honestly, it just crêped up on me. |
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