Jokes under Sex and shit > Fellatio
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Unwritten rule of the day, don't make eye contact whilst eating a banana. |
 
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February 29th: The only day that a man doesn't want to see a woman on her knees in front of him. |
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by DisgruntledOx in Sex and shit - Fellatio (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 228
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What do bread and pussy have in common? I won't eat it if it's brown. |
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I met a strange woman last weekend, who liked being shagged in the ear! I discovered this by purely chance. Every time I tried to stick my cock in her mouth, she turned her head to one side! |
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My friend called me a disgusting paedophile the other day. I nearly choked on my son's cock. |
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Women are very similar to toast. As long as I can scrape the black bits off, then I'll still eat it. |
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by Itchy Trigger Finger Beaver in Sex and shit - Fellatio - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 55.4
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My girlfriend went down on me and, as she did, she hummed the theme from Star Wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow. |
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If you can suck your own cock does that make you gay? Gonna need a quick answer on this. |
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by nobscratcher in Sex and shit - Fellatio - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 32.2
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Rock beats scissors. Scissors beats paper. Paper beats rock. Nothing beats a blowjob. |
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I just caught my girlfriend sucking off my best friend. It was disgusting! His tail just kept wagging! |
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