Jokes under Sex and shit > 69
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There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy One is to take her shopping. The rest is 69. |
 
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by OneAndOnlyPaul in Sex and shit - Women (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,153
| Am I the only person who adjusts their purchases, so that the fit cashier bird has to say, "That will be one sixty-nine please."? |
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What do you call 6.9? A good 69 interrupted by a period.... |
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A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."
She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care." They go into the bedroom, and are 69ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings. She says, "Answer the door." He says, "But my face is a mess." She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich.& [...] |
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It was my 69th birthday today. I think It's about time to start acting my age. |
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A school teacher asks her young students "What comes after 69?" One little girl raises her hand so the teacher lets her speak. "Well, you clean your face then wash your mouth out....duh!" |
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The other night my girlfriend and I had parked in a quiet road for a bit of fun when a policeman caught us. He gave me a ticket for doing 69 in a 30mph zone... |
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I asked my girlfriend if she'd give me a 68 the other day... "A 68?" she said.... "Yes, you give me a blow job and I'll owe you one!" |
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| The sexual position formerly known as the "69" is now called the "96". Due to inflation, the cost of eating out has gone up. |
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A man was laying in bed with his new Chinese bride. "How do you fancy a 69, love?" he asked. She replied, "If you think I'm cooking this time of night, you can go fuck yourself." |
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by sugasmasher in Racism - Chinese (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 286.6
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